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- Laurence Sterne
- S I R,
- T H E A U T H O R.
- C H A P. I
- C H A P. II
- C H A P. III
- C H A P. IV
- C H A P. V
- C H A P. VI
- C H A P. VII
- C H A P. VIII
- C H A P. IX
- C H A P. X
- C H A P. XI
- C H A P. XII
- C H A P. XIII
- C H A P. XIV
- C H A P. XV
- C H A P. XVI
- C H A P. XVII
- C H A P. XVIII
- C H A P. XIX
- C H A P. XX
- R E P O N S E
- C H A P. XXI
- C H A P. XXII
- C H A P. XXIII
- C H A P. XXIV
- C H A P. XXV
- C H A P. XXVI
- C H A P. XXVII
- C H A P. XXVIII
- C H A P. XXIX
- C H A P. XXX
- C H A P. XXXI
- C H A P. XXXII
- C H A P. XXXIII
- C H A P. XXXIV
- C H A P. XXXV
- C H A P. XXXVI
- C H A P. XXXVII
- C H A P. XXXVIII
- C H A P. XXXIX
- C H A P. XL
- C H A P. XLI
- C H A P. XLII
- Go on, _Trim_, quoth my father.]
- Corporal _Trim_ read on.]
- C H A P. XLIII
- C H A P. XLIV
- C H A P. XLV
- This will be fully illustrated to the world in my chapter of wishes.—
- C H A P. XLVI
- C H A P. XLVII
- C H A P. XLVIII
- C H A P. XLIX
- C H A P. L
- C H A P. LI
- C H A P. LII
- END OF THE FIRST VOLUME
- Tristram Shandy
- Volume the Second
- C H A P. I
- C H A P. II
- Maledicat illum Christus Filius Dei vivi toto suæ majestatis imperio——
- C H A P. IV
- I am sorry for it, quoth my uncle _Toby_.
- C H A P. V
- C H A P. VI
- C H A P. VII
- C H A P. VIII
- C H A P. IX
- C H A P. X
- C H A P. XI
- C H A P. XII
- C H A P. XIII
- The A U T H O R ’s P R E F A C E
- I enter now directly upon the point.
- C H A P. XIV
- C H A P. XV
- C H A P. XVI
- C H A P. XVII
- C H A P. XVIII
- C H A P. XIX
- C H A P. XX
- C H A P. XXI
- C H A P. XXII
- C H A P. XXIII
- C H A P. XXIV
- C H A P. XXV
- C H A P. XXVI
- C H A P. XXVII
- C H A P. XXVIII
- C H A P. XXIX
- Marble image
- Marble image
- C H A P. XXX
- My father read on.——
- C H A P. XXXI
- Be witness——
- C H A P. XXXII
- C H A P. XXXIII
- C H A P. XXXIV
- C H A P. XXXV
- S L A W K E N B E R G I I
- F A B E L L A[8]
- S L A W K E N B E R G I U S’s
- T A L E
- I tell thee again, said the trumpeter, ’tis a brazen nose,
- O D E.
- C H A P. XXXVI
- The I N T R I C A C I E S
- C H A P. XXXVII
- C H A P. XXXVIII
- C H A P. XXXIX
- C H A P. XL
- C H A P. XLI
- C H A P. XLII
- C H A P. XLIII
- I wish it may answer——replied my uncle _Toby_, rising up.
- C H A P. XLIV
- C H A P. XLV
- C H A P. XLVI
- C H A P. XLVII
- C H A P. XVLIII
- C H A P. XLIX
- C H A P. L
- I WISH I could write a chapter upon sleep.
- C H A P. LI
- C H A P. LII
- C H A P. LIII
- C H A P. LIV
- MY FATHER'S LAMENTATION
- C H A P. LV
- C H A P. LVI
- C H A P. LVII
- C H A P. LVIII
- C H A P. LX
- C H A P. LXI
- C H A P. LXII
- C H A P. LXIII
- For Heaven’s sake keep out of that chapter, quoth _Yorick._
- C H A P. LXIV
- C H A P. LXV
- C H A P. LXVI
- C H A P. LXVII
- END OF THE SECOND VOLUME
- Tristram Shandy
- MY LORD,
- I am,
- LAUR. STERNE.
- C H A P. I
- UPON WHISKERS.
- THE FRAGMENT.
- C H A P. II
- How my father went on, in my opinion, deserves a chapter to itself.—
- C H A P. III
- C H A P. IV
- C H A P. V
- C H A P. VI
- C H A P. VII
- C H A P. VIII
- C H A P. IX
- C H A P. X
- C H A P. XI
- C H A P. XII
- By land carriage, I can conceive no other way.——
- C H A P. XIII
- C H A P. XIV
- C H A P. XV
- C H A P. XVI
- C H A P. XVII
- C H A P. XVIII
- C H A P. XIX
- C H A P. XX
- C H A P. XXI
- C H A P. XXII
- C H A P. XXIII
- C H A P. XXIV
- C H A P. XXV
- C H A P. XXVI
- C H A P. XXVII
- C H A P. XXVIII
- C H A P. XXIX
- I am of a contrary opinion, quoth my father.
- C H A P. XXX
- C H A P. XXXI
- C H A P. XXXII
- C H A P. XXXIIIV
- C H A P. XXXIV
- C H A P. XXXV
- C H A P. XXXVI
- C H A P. XXXVII
- C H A P. XXXVIII
- C H A P. XXXIX
- C H A P. XL
- C H A P. XLI
- C H A P. XLII
- Four years in travelling from Christ-cross-row to _Malachi;_
- You excite my curiosity greatly, said _Yorick._
- C H A P. XLIII
- Would I had seen a white bear! (for how can I imagine it?)
- C H A P. XLIV
- C H A P. XLV
- C H A P. XLVI
- C H A P. XLVII
- C H A P. XLVIII
- C H A P. XLIX
- THE STORY OF LE FEVER
- C H A P. L
- THE STORY OF LE FEVER CONTINUED
- C H A P. LI
- THE STORY OF LE FEVER CONTINUED
- C H A P. LII
- C H A P. LIII
- THE STORY OF LE FEVER CONTINUED
- C H A P. LIV
- C H A P. lV
- C H A P. LVI
- C H A P. LVII
- I would shew him publickly, said my uncle _Toby_, at the market cross.
- C H A P. LVIII
- C H A P. LIX
- C H A P. LX
- My way is this:——
- C H A P. LXI
- I think we do, Mr. _Shandy_,—said my mother.
- I cannot conceive, for my life, said my mother.——
- Exactly, said my mother.——
- But he can have no linings to ’em, replied my father.——
- Nothing can be better, quoth my mother.——
- I mean in his coat and waistcoat,—cried my father.
- Order it as you please, Mr. _Shandy_, replied my mother.——
- Perfectly, said my mother, if it pleases you, Mr. _Shandy._——
- C H A P. LXII
- The Trabea: of which, according to _Suetonius_, there was three kinds.—
- C H A P. LXIII
- WE are now going to enter upon a new scene of events.——
- Leave we _Slop_ likewise to the full profits of all my dishonours.——
- C H A P. LXIV
- C H A P. LXV
- C H A P. LXVI
- C H A P. LXVII
- C H A P. LXVIII
- The corporal———
- C H A P. LXIX
- C H A P. LXX
- C H A P. LXXI
- C H A P. LXXII
- C H A P. LXXIII
- C H A P. LXXIV
- C H A P. LXXV
- MY UNCLE TOBY’S APOLOGETICAL ORATION
- C H A P. LXXVI
- I begin the chapter over again.
- C H A P. LXXVII
- C H A P. LXXVIII
- C H A P. LXXIX
- C H A P. LXXX
- C H A P. LXXXI
- C H A P. LXXXII
- A very great one, answered my mother, if he should have children.——
- C H A P. LXXXIII
- C H A P. LXXXIV
- C H A P. LXXXV
- Sick! sick! sick! sick!——
- What luck!—’tis chopp’d about again, master——O the devil chop it——
- C H A P. LXXXVI
- For this reason a great many chuse to go by _Beauvais._
- C H A P. LXXXVII
- C H A P. LXXXVIII
- CALAIS, _Calatium, Calusium, Calesium._
- C H A P. LXXXIX
- C H A P. XC
- C H A P. XCI
- C H A P. XCII
- C H A P. XCIII
- C H A P. XCIV
- C H A P. XCV
- C H A P. XCVI
- C H A P. XCVII
- C H A P. XCVIII
- And so making all possible speed, from
- C H A P. XCIX
- C H A P. C
- The first, the finest, the most brilliant——
- C H A P. CI
- AS PARIS IS!—SING, DERRY, DERRY, DOWN.
- C H A P. CII
- S P L E E N
- END OF THE THIRD VOLUME
- Tristram Shandy
- D E D I C A T I O N
- TO
- A GREAT MAN
- DEDICATION
- C H A P. I
- C H A P. II
- I declare I am interested in this story, and wish I had been there.
- And so with one consent they stopp’d thus——
- C H A P. III
- The old mule let a f—
- C H A P. IV
- C H A P. V
- C H A P. VI
- Quicker still, cried _Margarita._
- Quicker still, cried _Margarita._
- C H A P. VII
- Fa-ra diddle di
- C H A P. VIII
- First, Because ’twill make the said nags the harder to be got; and
- Secondly, ’Tis not a word of it true.——_Allons!_
- C H A P. IX
- C H A P. X
- C H A P. XI
- C H A P. XII
- Is _Amandus_
- Is my _Amanda_
- C H A P. XIII
- The ass twisted his head round to look up the street——
- C H A P. XIV
- C H A P. XV
- Your most obedient servant——said I, making him a low bow——
- Sir, said I, collecting myself—it is not my intention to take post——
- Aye! for the salt; said I (I know)——
- C H A P. XVI
- And so I set off thus:——
- As it is——
- AND SO THE PEACE WAS MADE;
- C H A P. XVII
- C H A P. XVIII
- C H A P. XIX
- C H A P. XX
- C H A P. XXI
- C H A P. XXII
- But I have described this voyage down the _Rhône_, before I made it——
- C H A P. XXIII
- C H A P. XXIV
- PLAIN STORIES.
- VIVA LA JOIA!
- FIDON LA TRISTESSA!
- The nymphs join’d in unison, and their swains an octave below them——
- I begun thus——
- C H A P. XXV
- C H A P. XXVI
- IT is with LOVE as with CUCKOLDOM——
- Zeal or Anger——or
- Anger or Zeal——
- C H A P. XXVII
- C H A P. XXVIII
- C H A P. XXIX
- Which shews they had both read _Longinus_—
- C H A P. XXX
- C H A P. XXXI
- C H A P. XXXII
- C H A P. XXXIII
- C H A P. XXXIV
- C H A P. XXXV
- Brightest of stars! thou wilt shed thy influence upon some one——
- Crust and Crumb
- Inside and out
- C H A P. XXXVI
- C H A P. XXXVII
- A gitating
- B ewitching
- C onfounded
- D evilish affairs of life——the most
- E xtravagant
- F utilitous
- G alligaskinish
- H andy-dandyish
- I racundulous (there is no K to it) and
- L yrical of all human passions: at the
- M isgiving
- N innyhammering
- O bstipating
- P ragmatical
- S tridulous
- The cart before the horse, replied my father——
- C H A P. XXXVIII
- C H A P. XXXIX
- C H A P. XL
- C H A P. XLI
- C H A P. XLII
- C H A P. XLIII
- THERE was a certain king of Bo - - he——
- I would not give a halfpenny to know, said my uncle _Toby._
- There is but one, an’ please your honour——
- They are a pack of liars, I believe, cried _Trim_——
- So, thou wast once in love, _Trim!_ said my uncle _Toby_, smiling——
- C H A P. XLIV
- I thought _love_ had been a joyous thing, quoth my uncle _Toby._
- That was very odd, _Trim_, quoth my uncle _Toby._
- I think so too—said Mrs. _Wadman._
- C H A P. XLV
- Yes, an’ please your honour, if he is in the way of it——replied _Trim._
- I prithee, quoth my uncle _Toby_, inform me how this matter happened.
- C H A P. XLVI
- The old man and his wife had walked out——
- Every thing was still and hush as midnight about the house——
- There was not so much as a duck or a duckling about the yard——
- I perceiv’d, then, I was beginning to be in love——
- C H A P. XLVII
- C H A P. XLVIII
- C H A P. XLIX
- It was an eye——
- C H A P. L
- C H A P. LI
- C H A P. LII
- Now if I might presume, said the corporal, to differ from your honour——
- Precious souls!——
- C H A P. LIII
- C H A P. LIV
- C H A P. LV
- I must here observe to you the difference betwixt
- My father’s ass
- C H A P. LVI
- C H A P. LVII
- This latter, continued he, partakes wholly of the nature of _Venus._
- C H A P. LVIII
- By falling in love with a popish clergy-woman; said _Trim._
- Always carry it in thy mind, and act upon it as a sure maxim, _Toby_——
- There is nothing further for thee, which occurs to me at present——
- I rest thy affectionate brother,
- WALTER SHANDY.
- C H A P. LIX
- C H A P. LX
- C H A P. LXI
- C H A P. LXII
- C H A P. LXIII
- Nothing, _Trim_——said my uncle Toby, musing——
- C H A P. LXIV
- C H A P. LXV
- Then do not forget, _Trim_, said my uncle _Toby._
- I can give no reason, said my uncle _Toby_——
- C H A P. LXVI
- But seeing _Tom_’s had more gristle in it——
- C H A P. LXVII
- C H A P. LXVIII
- C H A P. LXIX
- C H A P. LXX
- I dare say, said my mother, they are making fortifications——
- I suppose not: quoth my mother.
- Unless she should happen to have a child—said my mother——
- Amen: said my mother, _piano._
- Amen: cried my father, _fortissimè._
- C H A P. LXXI
- C H A P. LXXII
- C H A P. LXXIII
- Or my chapter of _Pishes_, which should follow them——
- As for the _Spanish_ ladies——I am in no sort of distress——
- C H A P. LXXIV
- C H A P. LXXV
- C H A P. LXXVI
- C H A P. LXXVII
- C H A P. LXXVIII
- C H A P. LXXIX
- C H A P. LXXX
- C H A P. LXXXI
- C H A P. LXXXII
- C H A P. LXXXIII
- T H E I N V O C A T I O N
- C H A P. LXXXIV
- The Seventy-seventh Chapter
- Chapter the Seventy-eighth
- C H A P. LXXXV
- Quite: madam——
- Unhappy Mrs. _Wadman!_
- C H A P. LXXXVI
- C H A P. LXXXVII
- C H A P. LXXXVIII
- She snatch’d up a rolling-pin——’twas ten to one, she had laugh’d——
- C H A P. LXXXIX
- C H A P. XC
- C H A P. XCI
- C H A P. XCII
- She’ll calve on _Monday_—on _Tuesday_—on _Wednesday_ at the farthest——
- L—d! said my mother, what is all this story about?——
- END OF THE FOURTH VOLUME