C H A P. LXXXIX

MY uncle _Toby_ and the corporal had gone on separately with their

operations the greatest part of the campaign, and as effectually cut

off from all communication of what either the one or the other had been

doing, as if they had been separated from each other by the _Maes_ or

the _Sambre._

My uncle _Toby_, on his side, had presented himself every afternoon in

his red and silver, and blue and gold alternately, and sustained an

infinity of attacks in them, without knowing them to be attacks—and so

had nothing to communicate——

The corporal, on his side, in taking _Bridget_, by it had gain’d

considerable advantages——and consequently had much to communicate——but

what were the advantages——as well as what was the manner by which he

had seiz’d them, required so nice an historian, that the corporal durst

not venture upon it; and as sensible as he was of glory, would rather

have been contented to have gone bareheaded and without laurels for

ever, than torture his master’s modesty for a single moment——

——Best of honest and gallant servants!——But I have apostrophiz’d thee,

_Trim!_ once before——and could I apotheosize thee also (that is to say)

with good company——I would do it _without ceremony_ in the very next

page.

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