There was not so much as a duck or a duckling about the yard——

——When the fair _Beguine_ came in to see me.

My wound was then in a fair way of doing well——the inflammation had

been gone off for some time, but it was succeeded with an itching both

above and below my knee, so insufferable, that I had not shut my eyes

the whole night for it.

Let me see it, said she, kneeling down upon the ground parallel to my

knee, and laying her hand upon the part below it——it only wants rubbing

a little, said the _Beguine;_ so covering it with the bed-clothes, she

began with the fore-finger of her right hand to rub under my knee,

guiding her fore-finger backwards and forwards by the edge of the

flannel which kept on the dressing.

In five or six minutes I felt slightly the end of her second finger—and

presently it was laid flat with the other, and she continued rubbing in

that way round and round for a good while; it then came into my head,

that I should fall in love—I blush’d when I saw how white a hand she

had—I shall never, an’ please your honour, behold another hand so white

whilst I live——

——Not in that place, said my uncle _Toby_——

Though it was the most serious despair in nature to the corporal—he

could not forbear smiling.

The young _Beguine_, continued the corporal, perceiving it was of great

service to me—from rubbing for some time, with two fingers—proceeded to

rub at length, with three—till by little and little she brought down

the fourth, and then rubb’d with her whole hand: I will never say

another word, an’ please your honour, upon hands again—but it was

softer than sattin——

——Prithee, _Trim_, commend it as much as thou wilt, said my uncle

_Toby;_ I shall hear thy story with the more delight——The corporal

thank’d his master most unfeignedly; but having nothing to say upon the

_Beguine_’s hand but the same over again——he proceeded to the effects

of it.

The fair _Beguine_, said the corporal, continued rubbing with her whole

hand under my knee—till I fear’d her zeal would weary her——“I would do

a thousand times more,” said she, “for the love of Christ”——In saying

which, she pass’d her hand across the flannel, to the part above my

knee, which I had equally complain’d of, and rubb’d it also.

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