C H A P. I

GREAT wits jump: for the moment Dr. _Slop_ cast his eyes upon his bag

(which he had not done till the dispute with my uncle _Toby_ about

mid-wifery put him in mind of it)—the very same thought occurred.—’Tis

God’s mercy, quoth he (to himself) that Mrs. _Shandy_ has had so bad a

time of it,——else she might have been brought to bed seven times told,

before one half of these knots could have got untied.——But here you

must distinguish—the thought floated only in Dr. _Slop_’s mind, without

sail or ballast to it, as a simple proposition; millions of which, as

your worship knows, are every day swimming quietly in the middle of the

thin juice of a man’s understanding, without being carried backwards or

forwards, till some little gusts of passion or interest drive them to

one side.

A sudden trampling in the room above, near my mother’s bed, did the

proposition the very service I am speaking of. By all that’s

unfortunate, quoth Dr. _Slop_, unless I make haste, the thing will

actually befall me as it is.

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