THE description of the siege of _Jericho_ itself, could not have
engaged the attention of my uncle _Toby_ more powerfully than the last
chapter;—his eyes were fixed upon my father throughout it;—he never
mentioned radical heat and radical moisture, but my uncle _Toby_ took
his pipe out of his mouth, and shook his head; and as soon as the
chapter was finished, he beckoned to the corporal to come close to his
chair, to ask him the following question,—_aside._— * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * *. It was at the siege of _Limerick_, an’ please
your honour, replied the corporal, making a bow.
The poor fellow and I, quoth my uncle _Toby_, addressing himself to my
father, were scarce able to crawl out of our tents, at the time the
siege of _Limerick_ was raised, upon the very account you mention.——Now
what can have got into that precious noddle of thine, my dear brother
_Toby?_ cried my father, mentally.——By Heaven! continued he, communing
still with himself, it would puzzle an _Œdipus_ to bring it in point.——
I believe, an’ please your honour, quoth the corporal, that if it had
not been for the quantity of brandy we set fire to every night, and the
claret and cinnamon with which I plyed your honour off;—And the geneva,
_Trim_, added my uncle _Toby_, which did us more good than all——I
verily believe, continued the corporal, we had both, an’ please your
honour, left our lives in the trenches, and been buried in them
too.——The noblest grave, corporal! cried my uncle _Toby_, his eyes
sparkling as he spoke, that a soldier could wish to lie down in.——But a
pitiful death for him! an’ please your honour, replied the corporal.
All this was as much _Arabick_ to my father, as the rites of the
_Colchi_ and _Troglodites_ had been before to my uncle _Toby;_ my
father could not determine whether he was to frown or to smile.
My uncle _Toby_, turning to _Yorick_, resumed the case at _Limerick_,
more intelligibly than he had begun it,—and so settled the point for my
father at once.