C H A P. XXXVI

THE whole secret of health, said my father, beginning the sentence

again, depending evidently upon the due contention betwixt the radical

heat and radical moisture within us;—the least imaginable skill had

been sufficient to have maintained it, had not the school-men

confounded the task, merely (as _Van Helmont_, the famous chymist, has

proved) by all along mistaking the radical moisture for the tallow and

fat of animal bodies.

Now the radical moisture is not the tallow or fat of animals, but an

oily and balsamous substance; for the fat and tallow, as also the

phlegm or watery parts, are cold; whereas the oily and balsamous parts

are of a lively heat and spirit, which accounts for the observation of

_Aristotle_, “_Quod omne animal post coitum est_ triste.”

Now it is certain, that the radical heat lives in the radical moisture,

but whether _vice versa_, is a doubt: however, when the one decays, the

other decays also; and then is produced, either an unnatural heat,

which causes an unnatural dryness——or an unnatural moisture, which

causes dropsies.——So that if a child, as he grows up, can but be taught

to avoid running into fire or water, as either of ’em threaten his

destruction,——’twill be all that is needful to be done upon that

head.——

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