My father’s ass

and my hobby-horse—in order to keep characters as separate as may be,

in our fancies as we go along.

For my hobby-horse, if you recollect a little, is no way a vicious

beast; he has scarce one hair or lineament of the ass about him——’Tis

the sporting little filly-folly which carries you out for the present

hour—a maggot, a butterfly, a picture, a fiddlestick—an uncle _Toby_’s

siege—or an _any thing_, which a man makes a shift to get a-stride on,

to canter it away from the cares and solicitudes of life—’Tis as useful

a beast as is in the whole creation—nor do I really see how the world

could do without it——

——But for my father’s ass——oh! mount him—mount him—mount him—(that’s

three times, is it not?)—mount him not:—’tis a beast concupiscent—and

foul befal the man, who does not hinder him from kicking.

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