C H A P. LXXXII

MRS. _Bridget_ had pawn’d all the little stock of honour a poor

chamber-maid was worth in the world, that she would get to the bottom

of the affair in ten days; and it was built upon one of the most

concessible _postulata_ in nature: namely, that whilst my uncle _Toby_

was making love to her mistress, the corporal could find nothing better

to do, than make love to her——“_And I’ll let him as much as he will_,

said _Bridget_, to get it out of him.”

Friendship has two garments; an outer and an under one. _Bridget_ was

serving her mistress’s interests in the one—and doing the thing which

most pleased herself in the other: so had as many stakes depending upon

my uncle _Toby_’s wound, as the Devil himself——Mrs. _Wadman_ had but

one—and as it possibly might be her last (without discouraging Mrs.

_Bridget_, or discrediting her talents) was determined to play her

cards herself.

She wanted not encouragement: a child might have look’d into his

hand——there was such a plainness and simplicity in his playing out what

trumps he had——with such an unmistrusting ignorance of the

_ten-ace_——and so naked and defenceless did he sit upon the same sopha

with widow _Wadman_, that a generous heart would have wept to have won

the game of him.

Let us drop the metaphor.

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