MY father’s collection was not great, but to make amends, it was
curious; and consequently he was some time in making it; he had the
great good fortune hewever, to set off well, in getting
_Bruscambille_’s prologue upon long noses, almost for nothing—for he
gave no more for _Bruscambille_ than three half-crowns; owing indeed to
the strong fancy which the stall-man saw my father had for the book the
moment he laid his hands upon it.——There are not three _Bruscambilles_
in _Christendom_—said the stall-man, except what are chain’d up in the
libraries of the curious. My father flung down the money as quick as
lightning——took _Bruscambille_ into his bosom——hied home from
_Piccadilly_ to _Coleman_-street with it, as he would have hied home
with a treasure, without taking his hand once off from _Bruscambille_
all the way.
To those who do not yet know of which gender _Bruscambille_
is——inasmuch as a prologue upon long noses might easily be done by
either——’twill be no objection against the simile—to say, That when my
father got home, he solaced himself with _Bruscambille_ after the
manner in which, ’tis ten to one, your worship solaced yourself with
your first mistress——that is, from morning even unto night: which,
by-the-bye, how delightful soever it may prove to the inamorato—is of
little or no entertainment at all to by-standers.——Take notice, I go no
farther with the simile—my father’s eye was greater than his
appetite—his zeal greater than his knowledge—he cool’d—his affections
became divided——he got hold of _Prignitz_—purchased _Scroderus, Andrea
Paraeus, Bouchet_’s Evening Conferences, and above all, the great and
learned _Hafen Slawkenbergius_; of which, as I shall have much to say
by-and-bye—I will say nothing now.