C H A P. LXXX

——’TWILL come out of itself by and bye.——All I contend for is, that I

am not obliged to set out with a definition of what love is; and so

long as I can go on with my story intelligibly, with the help of the

word itself, without any other idea to it, than what I have in common

with the rest of the world, why should I differ from it a moment before

the time?——When I can get on no further,—and find myself entangled on

all sides of this mystic labyrinth,—my Opinion will then come in, in

course,—and lead me out.

At present, I hope I shall be sufficiently understood, in telling the

reader, my uncle _Toby fell in love:_

—Not that the phrase is at all to my liking: for to say a man is

_fallen_ in love,—or that he is _deeply_ in love,—or up to the ears in

love,—and sometimes even _over head and ears in it_,—carries an

idiomatical kind of implication, that love is a thing _below_ a

man:—this is recurring again to _Plato_’s opinion, which, with all his

divinityship,—I hold to be damnable and heretical:—and so much for

that.

Let love therefore be what it will,—my uncle _Toby_ fell into it.

——And possibly, gentle reader, with such a temptation—so wouldst thou:

For never did thy eyes behold, or thy concupiscence covet any thing in

this world, more concupiscible than widow _Wadman._

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