C H A P. XXXIV

WITH two strokes, the one at _Hippocrates_, the other at Lord

_Verulam_, did my father achieve it.

The stroke at the prince of physicians, with which he began, was no

more than a short insult upon his sorrowful complaint of the _Ars

longa_,—and _Vita brevis._——Life short, cried my father,—and the art of

healing tedious! And who are we to thank for both the one and the

other, but the ignorance of quacks themselves,—and the stage-loads of

chymical nostrums, and peripatetic lumber, with which, in all ages,

they have first flatter’d the world, and at last deceived it?

——O my lord _Verulam!_ cried my father, turning from _Hippocrates_, and

making his second stroke at him, as the principal of nostrum-mongers,

and the fittest to be made an example of to the rest,—What shall I say

to thee, my great lord _Verulam?_ What shall I say to thy internal

spirit,—thy opium, thy salt-petre,——thy greasy unctions,—thy daily

purges,—thy nightly clysters, and succedaneums?

——My father was never at a loss what to say to any man, upon any

subject; and had the least occasion for the exordium of any man

breathing: how he dealt with his lordship’s opinion,——you shall

see;——but when—I know not:——we must first see what his lordship’s

opinion was.

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