Jokes For
Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited by One of America's Foremost Public Speakers
作者：Anonymous
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章节目录
共 598 题- JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS
- SELECTED AND EDITED BY ONE OF AMERICA'S FOREMOST PUBLIC SPEAKERS
- COPYRIGHT, 1921, 1922, BY
- EDWARD J. CLODE
- JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS
- PREFACE
- INTRODUCTION
- STORIES.
- JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS
- ABSENTMINDEDNESS
- ACQUAINTANCE
- ACTORS
- ADVERTISING
- AFFECTION
- AGE
- ALIBI
- AMNESTY
- ANATOMY
- APPEARANCE
- APPEARANCE
- APPETITE
- APPRECIATION
- ARGUMENT
- ART
- ATHLETICS
- AUTHORS
- BABIES
- BAIT
- BALDNESS
- BAPTISM
- BAPTISTS
- BASEBALL
- BATTLE
- BEARS
- BEER
- BEGGARS
- BEGINNERS
- BETROTHAL
- BIGAMY
- BIRTH
- BLESSING
- BLIND
- BLINDNESS
- BLOCKHEAD
- BONE OF CONTENTION
- BREAKFAST
- BREVITY
- BRIBERY
- BRUTALITY
- BURGLARY
- CANDOR
- CALMNESS
- CARDS
- CARELESSNESS
- CATERPILLARS
- CATS
- CHARITY
- CHICKEN-STEALING
- CHRISTIANITY
- CHRISTMAS
- CHURCH
- CLEANLINESS
- COMMUNITY
- COMPENSATION
- COMPLIMENTS
- CONCEALMENT
- CONCEIT
- CONSCIENCE
- CONSTANCY
- CONVERSION
- COOKERY
- COURTESY
- COWARDICE
- CURIOSITY
- DAMAGES
- DANGER
- DEAD CERTAINTY
- DEAD MEN'S SHOES
- DEAFNESS
- DEDICATION
- DEFINITION
- DEGREES IN DEGRADATION
- DELAY
- DEVIL
- DIET
- DIGESTION
- DIPLOMACY
- DIRT
- DISCIPLINE
- DISCRETION
- DIVORCE
- DOCTORS
- DOCTRINE
- DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE
- DOGS
- DOMESTIC QUARRELS
- DOUBT
- DRAMA
- DREAMS
- DRESS
- DRINK
- DRUGGED
- DUTY
- EASY LIVING
- ECONOMY
- Husband:--"That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby."
- EFFICIENCY
- EGGS
- EGOTISM
- ELEPHANT
- ELOPEMENT
- ENOUGH
- EPITAPH
- EVIDENCE
- EXCLUSIVENESS
- EXPECTANCY
- EXPENSE ACCOUNT
- EXPERIENCE
- EXPERTS
- EXPLICITNESS
- EXTRAVAGANCE
- FACTS
- FASHION
- FAVORS
- FIGHTING
- FINANCE
- FINANCIERS
- FISHING
- FLATTERY
- FLEAS
- FLIRTATION
- FLOOD
- FLOWERS
- Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning--
- FOG
- FOLLIES
- FOOD
- FOREHANDEDNESS
- FORESIGHT
- FORGETFULNESS
- FORM
- FRAUD
- FRIENDSHIP
- FRENCH
- FUSSINESS
- GENDER
- GENTLEMAN
- GEOGRAPHY
- GHOSTS
- GOD
- GOD'S WILL
- GOLF
- GRACE
- GRAMMAR
- GRASS
- GREED
- GRIEF
- HABIT
- HAIR
- HARD TO PLEASE
- HASTE
- HEARSAY
- HEAVEN
- HELP
- HELPFULNESS
- HEN
- HEREAFTER
- HEREDITY
- HIGH PRICES
- HINDSIGHT
- HINTING
- HISTORY
- HOGS
- HOLDING HIS OWN
- HOME BREW
- HOMESICKNESS
- HONEYMOON
- HONORABLE INTENTIONS
- HOSPITAL
- HOSPITALITY
- HUMBUG
- HUMIDITY
- HUMILITY
- HUNGER
- HUNTING
- IDENTITY
- IDIOMS
- ILLUSTRATION
- IMPATIENCE
- IMPUDENCE
- INDIRECTION
- INHERITANCE
- INITIATIVE
- INJUSTICE
- INNOCENCE
- INQUISITIVENESS
- INSOMNIA
- INSULT
- INSURANCE
- INTERMISSION
- INVENTORS
- ITEMS
- JOKES
- KINSHIP
- KISSES
- KISSING
- LAUGHTER
- LAW
- LAWYERS
- LEGERDEMAIN
- LENT
- LIARS
- LIES
- LIGHTNING
- LISP
- LITERAL
- LITERALNESS
- LOGIC
- LOQUACITY
- LOVE
- LOVE ME, LOVE ME NOT
- LUCK
- LUNACY
- LUXURY
- LYING
- MAIDENS
- MAIDEN SPEECH
- MANNERS
- MARKSMANSHIP
- MARRIAGE
- The justice turned to the woman: "Are you determined to marry this man?"
- MERIT
- MILITARY DISCIPLINE
- MISCELLANY
- MISTAKEN IDENTITY
- MISMATED
- MIXED METAPHORS
- MODESTY
- MONEY TALKS
- MONEY VALUE
- MONOGAMY
- MONOTONY
- MORALITY
- MOSQUITOES
- MOTTO
- MUSIC
- NEATNESS
- NEIGHBORS
- NERVES
- NIGHTMARE
- NOMENCLATURE
- OBSTINACY
- OMEN
- OPTICAL ILLUSION
- OPTIMISM
- ORIENTATION
- OUTWORN
- PARADOX
- PASTORAL
- PATRIOTISM
- PEACE
- PEACEMAKER
- PENSION
- PESSIMISM
- PHILANTHROPY
- PHONETICS
- PHYSIOLOGY
- PLAIN SPEAKING
- PLAYING POSSUM
- PLUMBER
- POETRY
- POINT OF VIEW
- POKER
- POLITENESS
- POLITICS
- POPULATION
- POSTAL
- PRAISE
- PRAYER
- PREACHER
- PRECAUTION
- PRECOCITY
- PREMATURENESS
- PREPAREDNESS
- PRIDE
- PRECOCIOUSNESS
- PRISON REFORM
- PRIVILEGE
- PROCRASTINATION
- PROFANITY
- PROFITEERS
- Shopkeeper: "That comes from repairing them."
- PROGRESS
- PROHIBITION
- PROLIFIC
- PRONUNCIATION
- PROOF
- PROPERTY
- PROVIDENCE
- PRUDENCE
- PUNISHMENT
- PUNS
- PUZZLE
- QUARRELSOME
- QUESTIONS
- RAILROAD
- RECOGNITION
- REFORM
- RELIABILITY
- REPENTANCE
- REPETITION
- RESIGNATION
- REVOLUTION
- REWARD OF MERIT
- REWARD OF VIRTUE
- RULING PASSION
- SAFETY FIRST
- SANITY
- SARCASM
- SAVING
- SCHEDULE
- SEASICKNESS
- SECTARIAN
- SELF-BETRAYAL
- SERMON
- SCAPEGOAT
- SHEEP AND GOATS
- SHIFTLESSNESS
- SHIPWRECK
- SLANDER
- SLAVERY
- SMELLS
- SOCIAL UPLIFT
- SPANKING
- SPEED
- SPELLING
- The clerk groaned. The judge himself intervened: "What is your name?"
- SPINSTERHOOD
- SPITE
- SPORTSMANSHIP
- SPRING
- STAMMERING
- STYLE
- SUNDAY SCHOOL
- SUPERMAN
- SUPERSTITION
- SUSPENSE
- SUSPICION
- SYMPATHY
- TACT
- TALKING MACHINE
- TAR AND FEATHERS
- TASTE
- TEARS
- TENDER MEMORIES
- TERMINOLOGY
- TESTIMONY
- THREAT
- THRIFT
- TIME FLIES
- TIT FOR TAT
- TOBACCO
- TOILETTE DETAILS
- TONGUE
- TREACHERY
- TREASURE TROVE
- TRIAL
- TRIPLETS
- TRUTH-TELLERS
- TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR
- VALUES
- VANITY
- VICTORY
- WAR
- WEATHER
- WHALES
- WHISKERS
- WIDOW
- WIDOWHOOD
- WIFE
- WILD WOMEN
- WISDOM
- WOMAN
- WOMAN SUFFRAGE
- HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
- A CONSOLING THOUGHT
- LIFE'S DIFFICULTIES
- THE SERVANT PROBLEM
- TROUBLES OF THE NEW-POOR
- THE NEW APPRECIATION
- OUR MODERN INFANT
- A SUBTLE DISTINCTION
- BLUE BLOOD
- THE OBSTACLE
- CHANGING THE SUBJECT
- A CHANCE LOST
- DURING THE QUARREL
- CONDITIONAL
- JUST IGNORANCE
- ALL IN ONE BREATH
- A YOUNG PHILOSOPHER
- FEMININITY
- GETTING EVEN
- A SOOTHING EFFECT
- IN THAT CASE
- A QUALIFIED STATEMENT
- HIS SPHERE
- A LOVERS' QUARREL
- A DREADFUL POSSIBILITY
- GETTING RECKLESS
- RETROACTIVE
- APOLOGIZING
- DENIED THE PRIVILEGE
- A GOOD PLAN
- ENFRANCHISEMENT OF WOMAN
- FAMILIARITY, ETC.
- REASSURING
- HOW IT HAPPENED
- A LINGUIST
- THE DIFFERENCE
- THE ROAD TO----, ETC.
- CLASSIFIED
- A SOLUTION
- ENCOURAGING
- AN ALIAS
- CHANGING PLACES
- ECONOMY
- QUALIFIED
- CLAIMING ACQUAINTANCE
- FROM THE HEART
- AN ARGUMENT
- THE SECRET
- WANTS HER RIGHTS
- GETTING BACK
- DURING VACATION
- NOT UNIQUE
- A NOBLE AIM
- ONCE TOO OFTEN
- CAUSE AND EFFECT
- SYMPATHY
- SLIGHTED
- GOING FURTHER
- GETTING ON
- LITERALLY
- AN EXTENSIVE LOVE
- CAUSE AND EFFECT
- NO DISSENSION
- IN KEEPING
- HE KNEW
- ARRANGED TO FIT
- PROBABLY
- SURE SIGNS
- SUCH A WASTE
- TOO ONE-SIDED
- DISCRETION
- BETTER UNSAID
- LETTING HIM KNOW
- WHY, INDEED
- ONLY THEIR WAY
- INADVERTENT
- MAKING SURE
- MORE DESPERATE STILL
- SYMPATHY
- POPULAR OPINION
- MORE OPPORTUNITY
- NOT WHAT SHE MEANT
- JUSTIFICATION
- HIS REPUTATION
- NOT UP-TO-DATE
- NOT RESTRICTED
- A GREAT ATHLETE
- NOTHING NEW TO HIM
- KNOWLEDGE
- A HUMBLING SIGHT
- TROUBLESOME CUSTOMER
- REMEMBERED
- NATURAL DEDUCTION
- TOO GOOD
- AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT
- TEACHING THE YOUNG IDEA
- HE TAKES YOUR TIME
- THE FLOOR HELD
- HIS DIFFICULTY
- THE REAL JOB
- OFF LIKE A SHOT
- ANSWERED
- TO BE SURE
- A CLOSE CALL
- READY AND WILLING
- SARCASM
- NONE AT ALL
- ART AND NATURE
- MISUNDERSTOOD
- ALL BRAINS
- THIRTEEN TO ONE
- A GOOD ACTOR
- TOO SAD FOR THAT
- REALISED
- NEVER MISS ONE
- A BAD NIGHT
- TRIPPED
- THE GLOOMY GUEST
- NOT IN THE BUSINESS
- HER VIEWS
- A GOOD MATCH
- LIFE'S BIGGEST PROBLEM
- FISHY RECORD
- PERFECT AGREEMENT
- BOTTLED COURAGE
- IT WORKED
- FILM FEVER
- THE DRUGGIST'S TURN
- WRONG BROTHER
- GUILTY
- TOO ENTHUSIASTIC
- BAD BOTH WAYS
- HIS LITTLE MISTAKE
- TOUGH ON THE SENATOR
- REDEEMING TRAIT
- OFF
- NOT A FATHER
- WEDDING DECLARED OFF
- PERHAPS!
- NO DOUBT
- THE ALLEGED HUMORISTS
- NO KICK COMING
- NO NONSENSE ABOUT IT
- TOO TRUE
- CONSERVATIVE
- HE HAD HEARD OF THEM
- WHAT DID HE MEAN?
- TRUE TO LIFE
- WHAT HE PREFERRED
- BLOOD RELATIONS
- SCOTCHED!
- THE BRUTE!
- THE WHOLE TRUTH
- THE CONSUMER INFLAMED
- HOW HE DID IT
- REALITY
- PURE CARELESSNESS
- A LEVEL-HEADED CAR
- SUSPICIOUS
- A WONDER!
- IN A FIX
- SUCKED!
- HALF AND HALF
- REVENGE IS SWEET
- NO EFFECT
- A FUTURE FINANCIER
- A BAD CASE
- BLACK SUPERSTITION
- HALF A DUCK DEEP
- COULDN'T RESIST IT
- A QUESTION OF LOCALITY
- HER SOFT ANSWER
- HE WAS WRONG
- OPENING FATHER'S EYES
- NICE
- NOT NEEDED
- SHE COULD USE HIM
- DECLINED WITH THANKS
- MANAGING THE MANAGERS
- A GREAT LIGHT
- SANDY SCORED
- WITH A RESERVATION
- TOO SMART
- OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT
- NATIVE BORN
- THE JONAH
- THE SUBSTITUTE
- MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE
- GOOD OR BAD TURN?
- TALKING SENSE
- A MAGIC HEALER
- SHE TOOK THEM
- BUT HE'S ON HIS WAY
- HER MATCH
- SCIENTIFIC PROOF
- A NATURAL PICTURE
- NOTHING TO SMILE AT
- DREW BLANK
- A FRIEND IN NEED
- WHAT HE PREFERRED
- READY TO JOIN
- HELPFUL PA!
- HE KNEW
- THEY WILT
- NOT STRONG ENOUGH
- Muriel obediently repeated: "I like chocolate cake; it is very good."
- WHY HE PICKED PICTISH
- PLAYED THEM BOTH UP
- JUSTICE AT LAST
- IN ORDER TO BE FILLED
- CAUSTIC
- NOT WORTH MUCH
- NOTHING TO FEAR
- MISLED