LIES

A certain famous preacher when preaching one Sunday in the summer time

observed that many among the congregation ware drowsing. Suddenly, then,

he paused, and afterward continued in a loud voice, relating an incident

that had no connection whatever with his sermon. This was to the

following effect:

"I was once riding along a country road. I came to the house of a

farmer, and halted to observe one of the most remarkable sights I have

ever seen. There was a sow with a litter of ten little pigs. This sow

and each of her offspring had a long curved horn growing out of the

forehead between the ears."

The clergyman again paused, and ran his eye over the congregation.

Everybody was now wide-awake. He thereupon remarked:

"Behold how strange! A few minutes since, when I was telling you the

truth, you went to sleep. But now when you have heard a whopping lie,

you are all wide-awake."

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