PASTORAL

Burdette quotes as follows a year's statistics of parochial work, as

compiled by a young curate:

"Preached 104 sermons, 18 mortuary discourses, solemnized 21 hymeneal

ceremonies, delivered 17 lectures, of which 16 were on secular and all

the rest on religious subjects; made 39 addresses, of which all but 27

were on matters most nearly touching the vital religious concerns of the

church, read aloud in church 156 chapters of the Bible, 149 of which

were very long ones; made pastoral calls, 312; took tea on such

occasions, 312 times; distributed 804 tracts; visited the sick several

times; sat on the platform at temperance and other public meetings 47

times; had the headache Sabbath mornings, and so was compelled to appear

in a condition of physical pain, nervous prostration and bodily distress

that utterly unfitted him for public preaching, 104 times; picnics

attended, 10; dinners, 37; suffered from attacks of malignant dyspepsia,

37 times; read 748 hymns; instructed the choir in regard to the

selection of tunes, 1 time; had severe cold, 104 times; sore throat, 104

times; malaria, 104 times; wrote 3120 pages of sermons; declined

invitations to tea, 1 time; started the tune in prayer meeting, 2 times;

started the wrong tune, 2 times; sung hymns that nobody else knew, 2

times; received into church membership, 3; dismissed by letter, 49;

expelled, 16; lost, strayed, or stolen, 137."

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