NEIGHBORS

It was a late hour when the hostess at the reception requested the

eminent basso to sing.

"It is too late, madam," he protested. "I should disturb your

neighbors."

"Not at all," declared the lady, beaming. "Besides, they poisoned our

dog last week."

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