FLOOD

The breakfaster in the cheap restaurant tried to make conversation with

the man beside him at the counter.

"Awful rainy spell--like the flood."

"The flood?" The tone was polite, but inquiring.

"_The_ flood--Noah, the Ark, Mount Ararat."

The other bit off half a slice of bread, shook his head, and mumbled

thickly:

"Hain't read to-day's paper yit."

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