She had only been married a month, when her friend called to see how she
was getting on.
"We're getting on fine!" exclaimed the young wife. "We have a joint
account in the bank; it's such fun to pay bills by cheque."
"What do you mean by joint account?" asked the caller. "Do you put in
equal sums?"
"Oh! I don't put in anything," was the explanation. "Tom puts it in, and
I draw it out!"
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