GRASS

The auctioneer, offering the pasture lot for sale, waved his hand

enthusiastically, pointed toward the rich expanse of herbage, and

shouted:

"Now, then, how much am I offered for this field? Jest look at that

grass, gentlemen. That's exactly the sort of grass Nebuchadnezzar would

have given two hundred dollars an acre for."

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