ONCE TOO OFTEN

"Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. I've been asked to take supper with

an old comrade in arms."

"By the way, darling, how many men did your regiment muster?"

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"Phwat's the matter wid yez, Regan? Yez look hurted."

"Faith! Lasht noight Oi tould Casey phwat Oi thought av him, an' ut

appears he thought worse av me."

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