RULING PASSION

Noah Webster, the maker of the dictionary, carried his exact knowledge

as to the meaning of words into ordinary speech. A story told of

him--which is, of course, untrue--illustrates the point.

Noah's wife entered the kitchen, to find him kissing the cook.

"Why, Noah," she exclaimed, "I am surprised!"

The lexicographer regarded his wife disapprovingly, and rebuked her:

"_You_ are astonished--_I_ am surprised."

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