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Two old friends met, and immediately found that they were equally

devoted to motoring. After a discussion of their various cars, one

bethought himself to ask concerning the other's wife, whom he had never

seen. That lady was described by her husband, as follows:

"Nineteen-six model, limousine so to say, heavy tread, runs on low."

"Self-starter?"

"You bet!"

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