BASEBALL

The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball

game. All the pupils were busy during the allotted time, except one

little boy, who sat motionless, and wrote never a word. The teacher gave

him an additional five minutes, calling them off one by one. The fifth

minute had almost elapsed when the youngster awoke to life, and scrawled

a sentence. It ran thus:

"Rain--no game."

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