COURTESY

The witness was obviously a rustic and quite new to the ways of a

court-room. So, the judge directed him:

"Speak to the jury, sir--the men sitting behind you on the benches."

The witness turned, bowed clumsily and said:

"Good-morning, gentlemen."

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