_The Husband:_ "Why is it that women always say, 'I'll be ready in two
seconds'?"
_The Wife:_ "Humph! and why is it that men always say, 'Oh! _I'm_ ready
_now_'?"
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_Madge:_ "Have you given Jack your final answer yet?"
_Mabel:_ "Not yet--but I have given him my final 'No.'"
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