NOT STRONG ENOUGH

Muriel, aged four, was taken by her governess to have tea with an aunt.

Presently she began to eat a piece of very rich cake.

"Oh, I just love this chocolate cake!" she exclaimed. "It's awfully

nice."

"Muriel, dear," corrected her governess, "it is wrong to say you 'love'

cake, and I've frequently pointed out that 'just' is wrongly used in

such a sentence. Again, 'awfully' is quite wrong, 'very' would be more

correct, dear. Now repeat your remark, please."

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