SUSPICION

The eminent politicians of opposing parties met on a train, and during

their chat discovered that they agreed concerning primaries.

"It is the first time," said one, "that we have ever agreed on a matter

of public policy."

"That is so," the other assented. "The fact leads me to suspect that I

am wrong, after all in this matter of the primaries."

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