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The great pugilist was superstitious and fond of lobster. When the

waiter served one with a claw missing, he protested. The waiter

explained that this lobster had been worsted in a fight with another in

the kitchen. The great pugilist pushed back his plate.

"Carry him off," he commanded, "and bring me the winner."

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