GETTING BACK

_Customer to Palmist:_ "Five dollars fee? Er--would you have any

objection to waiting until I get some of the money you say is coming to

me?"

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_Betty:_ "Mummy, does God send us our food?"

_Mother:_ "Yes, dear; of course He does."

_Betty:_ "But what a price!"

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