TEACHING THE YOUNG IDEA

Little Willie looked up from the paper he had been reading, and inquired

of his father:

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"Dad, who was Mozart?"

"Good gracious, boy! You don't know that!" indignantly returned his

parent. "Go and read your Shakespeare."

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