THE WHOLE TRUTH

Angus, a mason, was slipping out of the yard to get a "refresher" during

working hours, when he suddenly ran into the boss.

"Hallo!" said the boss, pleasantly, "were you looking for me?"

"Ay," answered Angus, "I wis looking for ye, but I didna' want tae see

ye."

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