SUCH A WASTE

_Mrs. Bizzy:_ "I am so sorry to hear that your wife has been throwing

the crockery at you again, Casey. Where did she hit you?"

_Casey:_ "Faith, Ma'am! That's what Oi do be afther complainin' av.

'Twas a whole set av dishes broke to pieces an' she niver hit me wanst."

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