PREFACE

The ways of telling a story are as many as the tellers themselves. It is

impossible to lay down precise rules by which any one may perfect

himself in the art, but it is possible to offer suggestions by which to

guide practise in narration toward a gratifying success.

Broadly distinguished, there are two methods of telling a story. One

uses the extreme of brevity, and makes its chief reliance on the point.

The other devotes itself in great part to preliminary elaboration in the

narrative, making this as amusing as possible, so that the point itself

serves to cap a climax. In the public telling of an anecdote the tyro

would be well advised to follow the first method. That is, he should put

his reliance on the point of the story, and on this alone. He should

scrupulously limit himself to such statements as are absolutely

essential to clear understanding of the point. He should make a careful

examination of the story with two objects in mind: the first, to

determine just what is required in the way of explanation; the second,

an exact understanding of the point itself. Then, when it comes to the

relating of the story, he must simply give the information required by

the hearers in order to appreciate the point. As to the point itself, he

must guard against any carelessness. Omission of an essential detail is

fatal. It may be well for him, at the outset, to memorize the conclusion

of the story. No matter how falteringly the story is told, it will

succeed if the point itself be made clear, and this is insured for even

the most embarrassed speaker by memorizing it.

The art of making the whole narration entertaining and amusing is to be

attained only by intelligent practise. It is commonly believed that

story-sellers are born, not made. As a matter of fact, however, the

skilled raconteurs owe their skill in great measure to the fact that

they are unwearying in practise. It is, therefore, recommended to any

one having ambition in this direction that he cultivate his ability by

exercising it. He should practise short and simple stories according to

his opportunities, with the object of making the narration smooth and

easy. An audience of one or two familiar friends is sufficient in the

earlier efforts. Afterward, the practise may be extended before a larger

number of listeners on social occasions. When facility has been attained

in the simplest form, attempts to extend the preliminary narrative

should be made. The preparation should include an effort to invest the

characters of the story; or its setting, with qualities amusing in

themselves, quite apart from any relation to the point. Precise

instruction cannot be given, but concentration along this line will of

itself develop the humorous perception of the story-teller, so that,

though the task may appear too difficult in prospect, it will not prove

so in actual experience. But, in every instance, care must be exercised

to keep the point of the story clearly in view, and to omit nothing

essential in the preparation for it.

In the selection of stories to be retailed, it is the part of wisdom to

choose the old, rather than the new. This is because the new story, so

called, travels with frightful velocity under modern social conditions,

and, in any particular case, the latest story, when told by you to a

friend, has just been heard by him from some other victim of it. But

the memory of most persons for stories is very short. Practically never

does it last for years. So, it is uniformly safe to present as novelties

at the present day the humor of past decades. Moreover, the exercise of

some slight degree of ingenuity will serve to give those touches in the

way of change by which the story may be brought up to date. Indeed, by

such adaptation, the story is made really one's own--as the professional

humorists thankfully admit!

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