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The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, so thick that he could

hardly see his hand before his face. He became seriously alarmed when he

found himself in a slimy alley. Then he heard footsteps approaching

through the obscurity, and sighed with relief.

"Where am I going to?" he cried anxiously.

A voice replied weirdly from the darkness beyond:

"Into the river--I've just come out!"

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