EXTRAVAGANCE

A rich and listless lady patron examined the handbags in a leading

jeweler's shop in New York City. The clerk exhibited one bag five inches

square, made of platinum and with one side almost covered with a setting

of diamonds. This was offered at a price of $9,000.

But the lady surveyed the expensive bauble without enthusiasm. She

turned it from side to side and over and over, regarding it with a

critical eye and frowning disapprovingly. At last she voiced her

comment:

"Rather pretty, but I don't like this side without diamonds. Honestly,

the thing looks skimpy--decidedly skimpy!"

For $7,000 additional, the objectional skimpiness was corrected.

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