IMPATIENCE

An acquaintance encountered in the village inquired of Farmer Jones

concerning his wife, who was seriously ill. That worthy scowled and

spat, and finally answered in a tone of fretful dejection:

"Seems like Elmiry's falin' drefful slow. Dinged if I don't wish as how

she'd git well, or somethin'."

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