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_Elsie:_ "Mummy! if I wuz a fairy I'd change every-fing into cake, an'
eat it all up."
_Mother:_ "I'm afraid such a lot of cake would make you sick."
_Elsie:_ "Oh! but I'd change myself into a Nelephant first."
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