Gilbert wrote a couplet concerning--

"An attachment _à la_ Plato

For a bashful young potato."

Such suggestion is all very well in a humorous ballad, but we do not

look for anything of the sort in a serious romance of real life.

Nevertheless, a Welsh newspaper of recent date carried the following

paragraph:

"At ---- Church, on Monday last, a very interesting wedding was

solemnized, the contracting parties being Mr. Richard ----, eldest son

of Mr. and Mrs. ----, and a bouquet of pink carnations."

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