TIME FLIES

The ardent lover heard the clock strike the hours--first nine, then ten,

then eleven. At the sound of twelve strokes, he burst forth

passionately:

"How fleet are the hours in your presence, my beloved!"

"Don't be silly!" the girl chided. "That's pa setting the clock."

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