POLITICS

The little boy interrupted his father's reading of the paper with a

petition.

"Please, Daddy, tell me the story about the Forty Thieves."

The father, aroused from his absorption in political news and comment on

the campaign, regarded his son thoughtfully for a moment, and then shook

his head.

"No," he answered decisively, "you must wait until you're a little

older, my son. You're too young to understand politics."

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