PRECOCIOUSNESS

A stranger rang the door-bell. Little eight-year-old Willie Jones opened

the door.

"Is Mr. Jones in?" the caller inquired.

Little Willie answered with formal politeness:

"I'm Mr. Jones. Or did you wish to see old Mr. Jones?"

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