SPORTSMANSHIP

In the party out after reed birds was a tyro at the sport. When at last

he saw one of the birds walking about, he plumped down on his stomach,

and took aim. A companion called to him sharply:

"You're not going to shoot the bird while it's walking?"

"No," was the firm response; "I'll wait till it stops."

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