CONSCIENCE

The child had been greatly impressed by her first experience in Sunday

school. She pressed her hands to her breast, and said solemnly to her

sister, two years older:

"When you hear something wite here, it is conscience whispering to you."

"It's no such thing," the sister jeered. "That's just wind on your

tummie."

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