EASY LIVING

The Southerner in the North, while somewhat mellow, discoursed

eloquently of conditions in his home state. He concluded in a burst of

feeling:

"In that smiling land, suh, no gentleman is compelled to soil his hands

with vulgar work. The preparing of the soil for the crops is done by our

niggers, suh, and the sowing of the crops, and the reaping of the

crops--all done by the niggers.... And the selling is done by the

sheriff."

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