Funny Bone:
The Funny Bone: Short Stories and Amusing Anecdotes for a Dull Hour
作者:Kieffer, Henry Martyn, 1845-1930 [Editor]
体例:题 章数:150
字数:133,844 来源:Project Gutenberg
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章节目录
共 150 题- THE FUNNY BONE
- CONTENTS
- Page
- AXIOMS
- Michael Maloney's Serenade
- A GOOD AFTER-DINNER SPEECH
- WHAT THE STATUTE DID NOT SAY
- A LINCOLN STORY
- ANOTHER LINCOLN STORY
- SHE DRIED UP
- A TIMELY ANSWER
- THAT TERRIBLE INFANT
- ALMOST WON THE BET
- THE USE OF RICHES
- A PRAYER THAT WAS ANSWERED
- GOD BLESS OUR HOME
- AN INQUISITIVE BOY
- PEPPER-SAUCE
- ONE PLACE OR THE OTHER
- A COLLEGE TRICK
- ANY PORT IN A STORM
- A VERY GOOD INVESTMENT
- THE POOR
- TEMPERANCE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO
- THE SNOLLIGOSTER
- SHARPENING THEIR WITS
- AN ILL-ASSORTED COUPLE
- THE STRONGEST MAN
- WHY THEY MARRIED
- THE STUTTERERS
- ALEXANDER
- A FOOL ACCORDING TO HIS FOLLY
- HE COULDN'T CATCH UP
- A SUDDEN RISE
- DISTURBING THE SOLEMNITY
- TECHNIQUE
- TACT--AND NO TACT
- THE ECHO
- LIONIZED
- LAUGHED IT OUT OF COURT
- HOW TO CATCH A MULE
- HOW THE YOUNG IDEA SHOOTS
- NAMES FOR THE TWINS
- EXTREMES MEET
- A FIRE SCREEN
- BRANDIED PEACHES
- TWO POLITE AND SPUNKY BOYS
- One of the little fellows looked up and promptly answered, "Sir?"
- A CRANKY COUPLE
- SO MANY BALD HEADS
- WIND AND WATER
- THE THREE ASSES
- Said the first, "Well, Father Abraham, how are you to-day?"
- IN THE CLASS-ROOM
- OLD MAN SNUCKLES
- Her mother saw by and by that it meant "All my aunts and uncles!"
- IN SEARCH OF A RESTAURANT
- LITERATURE MADE EASY
- SURE CURE FOR SNORING
- TOO YOUNG
- A POOR BUSINESS LOCATION
- A TALE OF A SAUSAGE
- PUNISHMENT MADE SURE
- A BASHFUL BRIDEGROOM
- A KICKIN'
- HE WARNED HER
- INCORRIGIBLE
- A DUTCH CONUNDRUM
- ROUGH ON THE DEACON
- RABBITS ENOUGH
- COLORED APOSTLES
- NEAR THE END OF HIS JOURNEY
- BOO!
- A GREAT COUNTRY
- FARM ACCIDENTS
- A WONDERFUL CLIMATE
- HE CUT IT SHORT
- NOT GOOD LOOKING
- A FLANK MOVEMENT
- A LONELY PLACE
- THE PRICE OF A DOG
- WHY THE HAWKEYE MAN COULDN'T PAY
- THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
- KEEN CUTTERS
- NAMING THE APOSTLES
- THE REAR GUARD
- THE TURKEY WAS TAME
- BOOMERANG STORIES
- A PROMISING BUSINESS BOY
- HE DIDN'T GET IT IN THE NECK
- A HARD WITNESS
- IMPOSSIBLE--BUT FUNNY
- RURAL JUSTICE
- PURE SCOTCH
- WHY HE WAS A DEMOCRAT
- FINALLY THE WORM TURNED
- The candidate rebelled. "I'll not. I'll sthay single."
- NO WATER IN HIS
- RAISING CAIN
- A MEAN COMPANY
- A SURE THING
- THE LOGIC OF GRAMMAR
- DELIRIOUS
- Millinerymania
- AN ECCENTRIC GREAT MAN
- LEFT-HANDED COMPLIMENTS
- A REST AND A CHANGE
- THE SAME OLD KIND
- A TOUGH GOOSE-YARN
- FIRST CLASS
- AN AWFUL LOT OF PRACTICE
- THE OTHER EYE
- KEEPING A SECRET
- A SHARP REPROOF
- IT WOULDN'T WORK
- ON THE POINT OF A NEEDLE
- GETTING A WIFE
- THE SANCTUM
- ARTEMUS WARD AT THE THEATRE
- SHE CAME TO HIS AID
- A COSTLY DODGE
- COULDN'T HELP CRYING
- Mike, seeing Pat crying, exclaimed, "Phat be ye cryin' fer?"
- A KNIGHT ERRANT
- THACKERAY AND THE OYSTER
- A FAST TRAIN
- A SLOW COACH
- GO TO FATHER
- INTERESTING EPITAPHS
- SHE SPOILED THE POETRY
- HIS PART IN THE PLAY
- A CLERICAL CORKSCREW
- THE CHIEF END OF MAN
- AFTERNOON TEAS
- UNANIMOUS ACTION
- A DIFFERENCE WITHOUT A DISTINCTION
- THE SHY BOARDER
- A KNIGHTLY CONUNDRUM
- A SHREWD SELECTION
- A GOOD EAR
- THE RIGHT-OF-WAY
- THE DEACON BALKED
- PROTECTING THE MINISTER
- WALLA WALLA!
- And the Indians again shouted approval, "Walla Walla!"
- Again in deep and guttural tones the Indians applauded, "Walla Walla!"
- THE WICKED PARROT
- DOING THE DONS
- EXEUNT OMNES
- THE EGRESS