A DIFFERENCE WITHOUT A DISTINCTION

It was a Pennsylvania German farmer's wife who having baked a large

number of very fine pies, some mince and some apple, marked the crust of

each with two letters--T. M. Being asked by a neighbor what these

letters stood for, she said:

"Vy, T. M. on this pie means ''Tis mince,' and on that pie it means

''Tain't mince."

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