A KNIGHT ERRANT

He was a very decided English type, and as he stopped an Irishman and

asked for a light he volunteered to say:

"Excuse me, my man, for stopping you as an entire stranger. But at home

I'm a person of some importance. I'm Sir James B----, Knight of the

Garter, Knight of the Double Eagle, Knight of the Golden Fleece, Knight

of the Iron Cross. And your name is--what, my man?"

"My name," was the ready reply, "is Michael Murphy. Night before last,

last night, to-night an' every night, Michael Murphy."

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