IN SEARCH OF A RESTAURANT

Many interesting and amusing stories have been told of the late Judge

Jeremiah Black, an eminent jurist and a very prominent member of

President Buchanan's Cabinet. On one occasion the judge and a legal

friend were coming out of the Capitol at Harrisburg, Pa. The judge was

busy discussing a certain case at law in which he was interested, and

his friend was very hungry. "Say, judge," said he, "let's get something

to eat. I'm awful hungry." "Well," said the judge, "come on. Right down

this street is a good place. I know it well." And they walked on arm in

arm, the judge laying down the law as they proceeded. To the amazement

of the judge they pulled up in front of an engine house!

"Oh, no," said the judge, laughing, "I've made a mistake. This isn't the

place. Oh--I see. It's right up this street around the corner." Around

the corner they went, walked three blocks and halted in front of a

church!

Again the judge looked foolish and said: "Oh, no. This isn't the place

either. Let me see. Oh--now I have it. The place I was thinking of is

in--Baltimore!"

His companion groaned and made a break for the nearest hotel.

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