A German, meeting a friend on the street, asked him to come up to his
house some day, he wanted to show him his two boys. "I haf," said he,
"two of de finest poys vot ever vas; two very fine, polite undt spunky
poys."
His friend went up to the house one day, and the two friends were
sitting on the porch talking and smoking their pipes, while the two boys
were playing in front of the house in the street.
"Now I vill show you," said the proud father, "vat two very fine poys I
haf." And with that he called, "Poys!"