NAMES FOR THE TWINS

Some amusing "baptismal experiences" of a "well-known clergyman" are

printed in the columns of an exchange. A boy born on January 3, 1863,

was dubbed Emancipation Proclamation Baxter. Another he christened

Perseverance Jones. When the minister endeavored to dissuade the father

he replied that the child's mother was named Patience, and he saw no

reason why the boy should not be called Perseverance, because the two

always went together. But the richest of his reminiscences had to do

with twins:

"What names will you call them?" I inquired.

"Cherubim and Seraphim," replied their mother.

"Why?" I asked, in astonishment.

"Because," she replied, "de pra'er book says, 'De cherubim and seraphim

continually do cry,' an' dese yere chil'en do nuffin' else."

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