The occupants of a Pullman sleeper were diligently trying to get some
rest, but could not. There was a very thirsty woman in one of the berths
who kept the whole car awake by her perpetual song of--"Oh, I am so dry.
I am so dry. My, but I am dry. Dear me, what shall I do? I am so dry."
"Hello, Porter!" at last sang out a gentleman across the way, "For
Heaven's sake give that woman some ice water, and plenty of it. I want
to get some sleep."
The Porter brought a glass of water. He brought a second glass. She
drank them both--and took up her song afresh--
"My, but I was dry. I was so dry. I never was so dry in all my life.
Dear me, but I was dry."
"Oh, Great Scott, woman," sang out the man across the way, "dry up, and
let me sleep!"